Before I start this quiz, I just gotta let something off my chest. I'm sooo sick and tired of seeing the same people over and over, day after day, on the front page. Yes, I know their stuff is great, but I prefer variety, too. I can tell who they are just from the style of their work. Most of it's photo manipulation. I'm also tired of the softcore pornography passed off as "art" but that's another story. Okay, got that out. Now, on with the quiz!

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First you randomly pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.

**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**

1. Linka (Captain Planet)
2. Fifi La Fume (Tiny Toon Adventures)
3. Zelda (From the animated series of Legend of Zelda)
4. Princess Peach (Mario Brothers)
5. Unico (Unico)
6. Bagi (Bagi: Monster of Mighty Nature)
7. Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants)
8. Princess Sally (Sonic the Hedgehog)
9. Trixi Tang (Fairly OddParents)
10. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)


Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.


What would you do if:

1. Number 5 (Unico) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?

Well, Unico doesn't use a toilet or toilet paper, so the question really doesn't apply.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Zelda) and Number 7 (Plankton) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

Ignoring the fact that all these characters are not only fictional but 2D (for this question and all subsequent questions), I suppose I would shoo Zelda out of the house and try to seduce Plankton while he was inhibited. Teehee O

3. Number 8 (Princess Sally) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

Sure! A secret tunnel to knot hole would be neat!

4. Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

I'd probably wish I'd brought nose plugs and spend the class sketching her.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Belle) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

Oh, God. Why is she cross-dressing!?

6. Number 3 (Zelda) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

Why not take her up on it? I'd be curious as to how she knew how to drive a car, though...

7. Number 9 (Trixi Tang) killed Number 4 (Princess Peach) right in front of you?

Catfight! And yes, I'd have put my money on Trixi, anyway.

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Bagi) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Sure! She had awesome taste in clothes!

2. Number 1 (Linka) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

Yes. I'm sure she would be competent with a drill.

3. Number 10 (Belle) and Number 5 (Unico) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Yes, they are both so totally innocent and do-gooders. My house would probably be returned to in better condition that it was when I left.

4. Number 8 (Princess Sally) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Yeah. Poor kid only wears a vest and boots. She could use a little more cover!

5. Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Umm, no, only under my supervision.

6. Number 4 (Princess Peach) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Trixi Tang)?

But I'm straight! I dunno, I guess we could go shopping together. Might be fun.

7. Number 1 (Linka) and Number 3 (Zelda) to operate heavy machinery together?

Yeah, I would. They're actually probably the most competent people on that list.

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Unico) asks Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

I'd be happy! What a cute couple! Although, I think Unico would need to be a bit older than he is in the cartoons.

2. Number 7 (Plankton) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

OH MY GOD, YES! I am so glad I put him on number 7. I almost put him on another number. Sweet!

3. Number 8 (Princess Sally) and Number 9 (Trixi Tang) are fighting over you. What happens now?

I'm starting to wonder why this kind of stuff is working out so I'm always dating females. I guess there are more females on my list, though. Oh, well! I guess they're fighting over which one I go shopping or clubbing with.

4. Number 1 (Linka) tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Oh, God, neither of us swing that way! I'd ask her what happened to Wheeler, and inform her I was surprise she turned out to be lesbian, or bisexual.

5. Number 3 (Zelda) confesses his(her) secret love for Number 5 (Unico). What do you think of this?

I would recommend her to one of those beastiality sites. Seriously, that's effed up.

6. Number 6 (Bagi) is cheating on Number 7 (Plankton) with Number 3 (Zelda), and you find out about it. What do you do?

This scenario is just so far beyond the realm of any kind of possibility, even in alternate universes, that I can't even begin to aswer it. All in all, however, I'd mind my own business. It's not my place to mettle.


7. Number 4 (Princess Peach) proposes to you. Your reaction?

Damn it all, I should have put more guys in this list. I'd turn her down.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Linka) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

This is actually not so unusual, at least in the RPs I used to do. She was probably going for a midnight swim, or getting back from a mission that soaked her clothing.

2. What if Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) tied Number 4 (Princess Peach) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he(she) cried?

I would ask her why, and then what in the hell kind of punishment that was. But it would amuse me to see shoes thrown to a flagpole-bound Peach.


3. ...and then Number 8 (Princess Sally) and Number 5 (Unico) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?

Not much. Sally only wears a vest and boots, and Unico is clothingless.

4. Number 10 (Belle) gets a Pyro technics licence...you do...

Nothing. It's totally her business. Besides, it's probably for one of her dad's inventions or something. More power to her (no pun intended, honestly!)

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Trixi Tang) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

Only in regards to facial masks.

6. What was Number 6 (Bagi) in prison for?

Aww, I guess she finally got captured and studied. :'(

**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
Holy crap, MORE questions?! Okay...

1.Number 1 (Linka) woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would assume it was an eco emergency and get dressed as fast as possible.

2. Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) asked you to go out with him(her)?

Refuse. Enough relationship questions already! (I'm only objecting because I'm tired of getting paired up with other girls)

3. Number 3 (Zelda) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd assume it was an honest mistake, but I wouldn't flinch much, as the curtain is opaque.

4. Number 4 (Princess Peach) cooked you dinner?

Eat it? Isn't that the obvious answer? Although I'm sure the main ingredient would be mushrooms.

5. Number 5 (Unico) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Cool, I get to hang with Unico for a while! Guess the west wind dropped him off my way.

6. Number 8 (Princess Sally) got into the hospital somehow?

It was probably due to some valiant Eggman-squashing effort.

7. Number 9 (Trixi Tang) made fun of your friends?

While I can totally see her doing this, it doesn't matter who you are. No one makes fun of my friends. Communication would cease until an apology was uttered.

8. Number 10 (Belle) ignored you all the time?

I'd seek closure and ask her why she was ignoring me. If it continued, I'd cut off communication with her.

WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Linka) do?

God, how did TWO serial killers pick me to go after? Linka would undoubtedly fly me to Hope Island for safety and call Captain Planet to put them away.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) and you manage to break your leg. What does he(she) do?

She'd get overly dramatic and likely be no help at all.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Zelda) give you?

Something very cool, I'm sure! Maybe even my own pixie.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Princess Peach) do?

You're asking me what someone who can't even help herself would do to help me? She's always getting captured and playing the damsel in distress. I'd be on my own.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Unico) do?

An incredibly ambiguous set-up, but okay. I'd say Unico would use his horn to prevent me from doing whatever stupid thing I was about to do, and talk some sense into me.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Belle) What's Number 6's (Bagi) reaction?

She probably wouldn't give a flying flip, considering they're in no way related. I cannot believe I got stuck marrying Belle. What the hell?!

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Plankton) cheer you up?

... Rebound!!!

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Princess Sally) calm you down?

Uhh, angry about what? The breakup? No clue how she'd calm me down.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Trixi Tang)support you?

She'd probably rally a bunch of her friends to cheer me on, until I lost. Fairweather bitch.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Belle) do?

Start chuckling with me, I'd guess.

RELATIONSHIP PART

...We already did relationship question! No more, please! *Cries* I keep getting females. ;_;

1. Number 1 (Linka) is all you've ever dreamed of.

That's a statement, not a question. And no, she's not.

2. Number 2 (Fifi La Fume) tells you about his(her) deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Trixi Tang). Your reaction?

Uhh, this is getting pretty monotonous.

3. You're dating Number 3 (Zelda) and introduce him(her) to your parents. Will they get along?

Sure, why not? Once they get over the fact I'm apparently a lesbian. Sigh.

4. Number 4 (Princess Peach) loves Number 9 (Trixi Tang) as well. What does that mean?

So what? Everyone loves Trixi Tang.

5. Number 6 (Bagi) appears to be a player, he(she) breaks many hearts. What do you do?

It's not my business. God.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Plankton) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh, God, does he LIKE my hair or does he HATE my hair? It doesn't matter, I'm going to ask him out anyway. He's a total hottie.

7. Number 8 (Princess Sally) thinks he'll (she'll) never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Uh, where'd Sonic go, again?


Wow, okay! Done with that! That got a bit disappointing with all those lesbian hook-ups. Oh, well.





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NEW POLL!

What's the lamest way to break it off with someone?

Through snail mail
Through email
Through a phone call
Through text messaging
In person
By acting obnoxious or starting fights in order to make him or her break up with you instead
By avoiding the person and ceasing communication till he or she figures it out


While almost all of those are lame, coward ways, I think avoiding and ignoring the person with no explanation is possibly the most cowardly of those I listed. Starting fights to make the other person want to dump you instead is pretty bad, too, because you can't grow the balls to take on the responsibility of carrying out the decision you made, but the ignoring and avoiding is just plain hurtful. I mean, you at least owe an explanation to the person you've been seeing, you know?

I've dealt with this several times before from several different people. They were only friends and not significant others, but all the same, I don't deal with that kind of thing very well. So, that personally for me would be the worst way from that list. How about for you?

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