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Now for the meme...

Taken from ~Bubby-Bobble

I do stupid things 21% of the time.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (come on, I was 5. And they weren't rails to a stair. Even then, I knew not to panic. I just rationalized that I got it in, so I must be able to get it back out.)

3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (Not sure, but I don't think so)

4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (Hmm, not that I recall. It's possible, but that's not really the kind of thing that sticks in memory.)

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (lol, I do that quite often, but I suppose it's better than choking on someone else's spit while talking )

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (I only got caught if I wanted them to catch me )

8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand - (Not for five minutes.)

9. [ ] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[ ] Tried to pull open a door that said push (Reading is good. (can we start the story now?) Kudos to anyone who recognizes that cameo quote, lol)

Running total: 2


11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion ( lol, I read that as "said that they knew how to make love")

12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Twice in memory, lol)

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I can't remember! Maybe as a tiny kid!)

16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (I don't eat tomatoes. Yech)

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard - (Here again, I think I did one time as a really little bitty kid)

19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 4


21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (My God.)

23. [ ] Have run into a closed door

25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it!! - (I don't have a cell phone. ): ) <-- ditto!

26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (... XD Try ten years. I never got the "Doctor, help me. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!" "Relax, you're two tents!" I heard it when I was about five and I didn't get it till I was about 15)

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (Here again, as a fucking kid! Wow, I did a lot of retarded shit as a kid. Good thing I learned from those experiences and grew into a sage adult, right? ... right?)

29. [ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 6


31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( I don't see why that's on a list of stupid things.... I like white shirts) <--ditto, unless white somehow magically means "see-through" as well

33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Sigh. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, yes, when I was a kid. lol, I must have been 4 or 5 and I was in a store. I was waiting outside the bathroom for my dad and a man came out and I thought it was him and grabbed his hand without looking at him. My dad and this man were both super tall so I didn't bother looking at the face before I grabbed the hand, just the clothing, lol. Even at that age, I was so embarrassed, and I never did anything like that again. To this day, I make 100% sure I know who I'm about to talk to if I'm going on speculation)

34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property - (Nope, I've never been caught doing anything that would get me in that kind of trouble.... They never caught MMMEEEEEEEE!) <-- lol, ditto. Shouldn't that be the REAL stupid thing, doing something to get kicked out?

35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (Well, yeah, on accident. Doing it on purpose would be stupid, but I think everyone has done that on accident at least once.)

36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (Not those particular examples, but for many years, I was the queen of absent-mindedness)

39. [ ] Walked into a pole

40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 8


41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I think so, but you have to understand that this was a shirt that looked inside-out even when it wasn't)

42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (Of course! My dad always brought me home jewelry he found during his day at work so it was fun seeing how far down the smallest ring could get on my finger. I still do that for fun.)

44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (Everyone's done that at one point or another!)

46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (I can't remember for sure. As a kid, I might have done that to my sister once because the drinks were in the same style cup. I'll mark it since it's likely. I'm almost 25 years old. It's getting harder and harder to remember these things in my arthritic old age!)

47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (I want to say yes, but I'm not sure how I ended up doing it...)

49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 15


51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (To make a test? What does that mean? Kind of like the author of this?)

52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil/pen (I still have the chunk of lead that came off in my left breast.)

53. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Oh, I've realized it. Even my favorite singer admitted she did that herself on stage once. ^^ It's cute when other people do it)

54. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was - (Mostly because it's a retarded question and I'm in a quirky mood and bored and want to see a reaction. I don't consider that stupid, though.)

55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (I've unintentionally given someone the wrong phone number D: But that was when I had just changed numbers and moved, so I guess it's a forgivable slip)

56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (Should I X this for not knowing what the heck an overhead is? A projector perhaps?

57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (lol, no, but I remember waking up my boyfriend one 6:30 PM thinking it was 6:30 AM and I was freaking out because I thought I was going to be late for a test and they'd disqualify me. Does that count?)

58. [x] Forgot your own phone number ( lol, yes... And other numbers. Sometimes, I put my PIN down as my zip code, or my zip in as my PIN. I hate numbers. I've also got mild dyslexia with numbers (but oddly not words))

59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (Explain how my having a sense of humor in a room full of dullards makes me the stupid one.)

Running total: 17


61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (I had to read that twice because of your lack of respect for quotes and their function)

63. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (lol, only via text and when I don't bother proofreading)

64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (the one WHO was wrong. People are "who"s and objects are "that" )

68. [ ] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (If I have, then it's only been for seconds at a time)

69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (No, but I once told a lie so much that I forgot the truth, until I happened across a note I wrote a friend containing the truth, lol. I forgot what had really happened and actually started believing my own lie XD Fortunately, this was long, long ago and I haven't lied in a very long time.)

Running total: 17

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. [ ] Ran into a door jam

74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren’t (Not in reality, though I have had people half-jokingly question my online sobriety)

79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 17


81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (I'm neither a sadist nor a massochist)

82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Not interested in gossiping about people, thanks)

85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (My mom showed me that one when I was 6)

87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny. (OH MY GOD!!)

88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (That's just plain rude)

89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 18


91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (Behold the curse of ADHD (And I imagine Alzheimers). It's usually only one point of the story I forget, and I usually remember it in a few minutes.)

96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention

97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before (I WAS A KID!! GOD DAMN IT!! And it's an unusual name. )

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (I actually see some amazing things in the ceiling, and sometimes in the grain of wood, and when I least expect it. Sometimes, I just zone out, and then all of a sudden, there's this amazing picture in the ceiling that I wish I could create on paper. As a kid, I used to love doing that as I fell aleep. I would pick out figures or animals, name them, and pretend they were my guardians watching over me as I slept )

99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (What else could you write except stupid things like "boobs" and "hell"?)

100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 21/100

So I guess 21% of the time (though most of it was from childhood), I do retarded shit. Let's end this with an epic tard dance!





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