What I've learned from video games

- No matter what it is, as long as I block with my arm, I'm safe. Even grenades won't hurt me.
- Jumping or rolling will get me to my destination faster than walking or even running.
- If I ever need the code to a locked door, I'm sure someone has left the code lying around somewhere.
- If anything in the room is important, I will notice it because it will be a little bit brighter than everything else or it will occasionally twinkle.
- If I shoot my friend in the head, the worst that will happen is they'll get mildly annoyed and tell me to cut it out.
- Most doors in life will be locked from the other side.
- If I'm ever lost, the path to take will be self-explanatory because it will be the only accessible one.
- There's no need to bury bodies because they all blink and then disappear.
- Wild animals and monsters are some of the richest beings in the world.
- If I'm feeling weak, eating food or sleeping at an inn will restore my health.
- I can always fall asleep without trouble, but my sleep only lasts a few seconds.
- Unless vital to my current objective, it's impossible to interact with objects and scenery.
- People aren't good at small talk. After just a few questions, they start repeating themselves over and over.
- People don't usually talk to each other, just to me.
- Any time I decide to make a long trip, I usually just black out until I reach my destination.

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