How AWESOME is this new snowman icon? Seriously, I love it. I wish I could keep it! Although, I am sad that non-subscribers didn't get any special pranks pulled on them today. April Fool's Day is one of my favorite holidays that everyone should get to share. I hope they include everyone next time because it gets old seeing subscribers get better treatment. Honestly, though, holidays are to be celebrated by all. Or did I miss something and maybe somewhere non-subscribers got a little prank, too?

Happy April Fool's Day to everyone!

Anyway... Onto more memes! HOMIGOD when will I stop this meme madness? Consider yourself tagged if you want to do it _{ahem, ~Xaivizu}.



Taken from ~MEMNOCH08


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (Damn straight! My first reaction to pain is anger, even if there's nothing to blame. I'm not sure why that is.)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. ("Have ran"? Really, "have ran"? Can has repeat of English class, plox?)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (No, but that wouldn't necessarily classify as something insane. For example, if the vehicle is moving slowly and/or there is a person behind the wheel who is going to drag you off and rape or kill you or something, hell yeah, jumping out is best.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Oh, all the time.)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (Okay, now I see we're using "have run," which is correct. I'll chalk it up to a brain fart, then.)
[ ] You have been called a blond. (Pretty insulting stereotype.)

TOTAL: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Not me, personally, but I've seen people who can. It's proven possible. [link] Suck on that one, naysayers!)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (No.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (A lot of songs have that melody.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (Sigh.)
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (lol, that makes a person stupid and insane now?)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Technically, it should be "three fingers or fewer" but I shan't nitpick here.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Uhh... Yeah, children should not play with fire.)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Miscalculated trajectory?)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (I drool when going to sleep only when I'm sick, oddly.)

TOTAL: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (I think I did... I don't know if I fully fell asleep or came really close, but I'll X it. I still don't see how that counts as something an insane person would do.)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I believe this is impossible to do while living.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (So many of these questions are similar to the stupiity meme I just did.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 8

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.(No, but I did once inhale a mosquito when I was about 6. I happened to be in a dress that day, and I coughed and coughed and coughed, and finally managed to get it out and spit it in my skirt. I was freaking out, so I went to show the teacher, and all she told me was (in an angry manner at that) to put my skirt down. -_- I'm still pissed about that, actually.)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I've gotten all my important chores done for the day! Although in all honesty, just about anything else I can think of off the top of my head is more important that memes. Guh.)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (I guess this is talking about chain letters? Chain letters are the bane of my existence.)
[ ] You break a lot of things. (I'm aways very gentle and very careful.)
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Repeat question is repeat.)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently. (Nope.)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (Wtf?)
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Hadn't thought about it... lol. I guess I'll see whether I do or don't and then X accordingly. lol... It was 11. WOW, I NEED A CALCUATOR FOR DAT 1!!!11)

TOTAL: 11

GRAND TOTAL: 11
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane.

You know what's really insane? That most of these questions count as insanity. What about questions more like, "would you/have you ever joined a cult?" "Do you hear or see things that are not there?" and so forth? Bah, I shake my cane at you and move on.


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