I ganked this out of =Test-Tube-Baby's profile (and I'm still trying to get used to her new icon)


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BOLD each sentence that applies to you.


I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. <-- Not all the time. And I do it for slimming purposes.


I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. <-- Not sure how to respond to that. I'm unique in many ways, but in many other ways I also have a lot in common with a lot of people.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. <-- Here's one for you, "I GIVE YOUR ART HONEST CRITIQUE,so I MUST be a troll or flamer."

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed. <-- lolz, "Jamican"

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. <-- "White" is pronounced "watt" down this-a-way. Ah'm watt trayash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. <-- Or depressed. Isn't that the more obvious answer?

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. <-- Starting to feel older and older. I'm coming up on 25 this May! Scareh!

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. <-- lol, doesn't that kind of depend on your age, too, that stereotype? Walk into an old folks home and say that.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. <-- That's an Italian stereotype? I was thinking more along the lines of being in the mafia. Isn't a bit "peter" (lol, I haven't heard it called that in MANY years) more of a stereotype for black men? Or is this one of those ONE STEREOTYPE PER PERSON, PLEASE, KTHXBAI things?

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.. <-- lol, the double periods at the end of this make me think this one applies to the original author.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. <-- Back when I was in school.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. <-- yeah, me, a female, has a bunch of guy friends so I am sooo totally GAY GAY GAY.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. <-- But I'm a woman! WTF! Also, lol at the way that is written... I think they mean, "I have a bunch of friends who are girls," not vice versa.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. <-- O NOES THEY R TURNING ME GAI THE GAI IS CONTAGIOUS NOOOO!!

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. <-- Both?

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. <-- Nope, there's a second black stereotype, so it can't be one of those ONE STEREOTYPE PER PERSON, PLEASE, KTHXBAI things after all.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. <-- I always thought guy cheerleaders were pretty smart, signing up to a class to work one-on-one and get to know the most popular females at the school

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. <-- Not really sure whether to bold or not.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. <-- YES AND THIS IS WHY I CRITIQUE EVERY SINGLE PICTURE I SEE BECAUSE I KNOW MORE THAN YOU OR YOU OR YOU SO PLEASE BOW DOWN TO ME SUPER AWESOMENESS.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. <-- When they need telling off.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted. <--

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. <-- That's just calling a spade a spade. All I'm saying is I've seen enough to know.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. <-- lol, "beavers"

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. <-- I've been meaning to do a two-panel comic regarding this. This makes me want to get a jump on it.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. <-- lolz, I think =mikegoulty can pretty well relate to that one, cantcha, Mike?

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. <-- Haha, for a second, I read that as "I HAVE A WACOM"

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. <-- I would think an anarchist would be the stereotype here.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. <--

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar. <-- eww, caviar.

I noticed there was one for skinny people, but what about fat people? How about...

I'M FAT, so I MUST be stupid and lazy. Eh? That's a common one.


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