Damn hippies! Get off mah lawn!

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I had a dream last night that I was in a building that kept morphing between a place of work, a school, and a movie theater.  It was mostly empty and it was dark outside and I needed to leave somewhere, but the Democrats, in an effort to push green energy, had banned all cars and all anyone had were bicycles.  I was having a really hard time getting anywhere I needed to go and I couldn't see what I was doing, so I went back inside and found my boss/the principal/the manager (depending on which type of building it was at the time) to complain.  He was standing there with Nancy Pelosi and I started angrily griping about how fed up I was with their green energy policies and how replacing cars with bicycles for everyone would never work.  Boy, I was really pissed off in that dream, too.  I think it was a "final straw" moment.  Nancy Pelosi laughed in my face and said bluntly, "Cars are never coming back."  I think it escalated into a shoving match and the principal-manager-boss-dude threatened to call the police on me.  I whirled on him and shouted, "Well, there's plenty of time to kick your asses while they BIKE HERE!"

Then I woke up. :|

I think I blame Captain Planet for this.
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LovelyLocks's avatar
Hahaha~!! Cheska, I love your crazy dreams!! :giggle:
:iconmroeplz: Dreams Please!!!!!!!!! :eager: